Zara Muskurade-02
by
Rehan Kausar
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Har Mod Ka Mukam Nhi Hota
Dil K Risto Ka Koi
Nam Nahi Hota
DISCOVERY ki Help Se Khoja Hai Tumko
Warna Aise JANWARO ka Milna Asan Nhi Hota.
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Beta: Maa meri kya keemat hai.
Maa:Beta tu to lakho ka hai.
Beta: To lakho me se 5 rupaye dena, Mujhe ice cream khani hai.
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Are koi najane kal exam me kya hoga?
Paper likhenge.ya fir bheja fry hoga?
To dimag ghumao. siti bajao?
shor machake bol bhaiya
ALL IS FAIL.
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Boy2grl:Me tumhare lye aag pr chal skta hu
Nadi me kud skta hu
Grl-so sweet,kya tum muje abhi milne a skte ho?
Boy:
Nhi,Thand Bahut he
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Choose A Hand..
Left...
Right...
Then I Will Tell U K Aap. .
Mere Kon Se Hath Se Chamaat Khaenge..
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Ek diwar par likha tha 'Yahan kutte susu karte hain':Santa n waha susu kiya.Fir muskura kar bola-"lse kahte hai dimag! susu maine kiya aur naam kutte ka aaya"
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New Style Of Proposing:
Boy: Can I Take a Photo?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Just Wanted To Show My Children How Their Mother Looked In Younger..!
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New films releasd in theater after exams
Tension AAj Kal
Pack Up Sid
Wantd 40
Ajab Sylabs kA Gajab Papers
Marks Mile?
3 Failures
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Papa: Beta, teri mummy bahut chup-chup baithi hai kya baat hai.? Beta: papa, mummy ne LIPGUARD manga tha maine FEVIQUICK pakda diya.
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Santa Asks Taxi Driver-Gurudwara Sahib Jaoge?
TaxiDriver-Ji Jaunga
Snta Ne Jeb Se Polythene Nikali or Kaha-Wapsi me mere liye Langar Le Aana
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HAR GUM KO PALA NAHI JATA:
kanch ki chizoko uchala nahi jata:*
KUCH KARNA HAI TO MEHNAT KARO YARO:
har bat ko AAL IZZ WELL
bol ke taala Nhi Jata:
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[Love b4 Marriage]
jaanu hum do jism ek jaan hai
gar tum nahi to mai bhi nahi
[Love after Marriage]
ruk ja kamine
Aaj ya to tu nahi ya mai nhi
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England Mother -Gud Ni8 dear
Hindu Mothr-Shubh Ratri beta
Muslim Mothr -Shaba khair
Aur apni mumy Arre is mobile ko aag laga de aur so ja..
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Fees maafi ki apliction:
To The Principal Sir
Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne muje fees k lye 2000rupe Diye, 500 ki dosto k sath film dkh li, 500 ki drnk or chickn ho gya, 500 ka grlfrnd ka rcharge krwana pad gya, fir usko 250 ki coffe pilai, or bche 250 englsh wali mam p shart har gya. Me samja tha k unka sirf maths k sir ke sath chakar hai.par unka to apse b chakr nkla,ab apke pas 2 hi raste hai.ya to meri fees maaf ya apka pardafash.
Apka pyaara shishya.
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Small girl & boy are seen crying 2gether..
Den askd why?
Girl says
"My doll has broken"
&
Boy says
"I M cryin bcoz my doll is crying.."
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Padhai Karo Fail Hone Se Mat Daro, Ladki Chedo SENDAL Se Mat Daro, Har Ladki Ko PRAPOS Karo Inkar Se Na Daro, GITA Me Likha H Karm Karo PHAL Ki Chinta MaT KARO.
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Agar Koi Moti Ladki Apko Dekh K
Muud K Wapas Aaye
To Aap Us Ladki Ko Kya Kahoge
'GOL-MAAL RETURN'
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P.J:
Ek bus ko subah 7.30 am par aati hai
is bus ko ladki banana hai batao kaise?
Go at 7.35 am to catch the bus.
Bus MISS ho jayegi
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Behind every
successful MaN
There is a WOMAN...
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so, Dont Try n waste Time To Gain SUCCESS.
just find That woman..
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THIS IS MAGIC...?
Press Down 7 Times U See My Photo
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Advnced
"APRIL FOOL"
U r My 1st Fool of 2010.
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likho to exam me kuch aisa likho
ki pen b rone par majboor ho jaaye
har answer me wo dard bhar do ki check karne waala Dispirin kha k so jaaye
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Arz kiya he,
Teri har musibat ka hal nikal lenge,
Teri har musibat ka hal nikal lenge,
Agar IPL ka tikt Nai mila
to party hila denge. .
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Jab koi baat
bigad jaye,
jab koi mushkil
Pad jaye
To
To
To
To
To
( '-' ) main kya
<) (> karoo?
_/ /_
Harkate hi tumhari aisi hai..
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Aap Ki Dosti Ki
Validity Samapt
Ho Rahi Hai,Krupya 2-4 Sms
Kar K Apni Dosti
Recharge Karein.
Ek Saath 50
Sms Karne Par
Ek Shandar..
Miss Call Free..
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Mere pass IPL k nxt match k 12 pass aaye h
agr tumhe chalna h to bta dena
Agr aisa koi msg aaye to bta dena,main bhi chalunga
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Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna
2 Cheeze Muqaddar Walo Ko Hi Milti Hai
1. Samose k Saath Zyada Chatni
Or Dusra
Dahi Wadde k Sath Papri
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